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Item number
32824968
Thickness
Regular
Season
Spring/Autumn, Summer, Winter
Size
Regular
Material
Polyester
Style
Fashion, Casual
Item description from the seller
🕶️ Time-Traveler's Utility Kit
The lovechild of a 1996 Detroit raver's cargo pants and a Milanese drag queen's stage costume.
🔍 Guerrilla Storage Solutions
✔ 7-Zone Theftproof Layout – Hidden inner pocket fits passport + burner phone
✔ Liquid Metal Fabric – 68% polyester / 32% spandex moves like mercury
✔ Rave-Ready Optics – Velvet pile absorbs/stages club lighting differently
✔ Anti-Fit Engineering – Dropped crotch disguizes post-kebab bloating
✔ Borderless Sizing – XXL fits 6'5" Balkan basketball players
🌃 Nocturnal Adaptations
Berlin: Survives Berghain coat check crush while holding 3 phones + €200 cash
Naples: Conceals stolen ceramic ashtrays during 4AM street market raids
Manchester: Develops perfect whiskey stain patina after 6 pub crawls
⚠️ Subversive Care Protocol
Hand wash in cold espresso. Line dry over radiator graffiti. Steam wrinkles out with hash smoke.









Retro Velvet Cargo Pants – Oversized High-Waist Workwear Trousers (Navy/Green/Purple, S-XXL)
US $32.88
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![]() | sea blue/M | US $32.88 | |
![]() | sea blue/XXL | US $32.88 | |
![]() | sea blue/S | US $32.88 | |
![]() | green/L | US $32.88 | |
![]() | green/M | US $32.88 | |
![]() | green/S | US $32.88 | |
![]() | green/XXL | US $32.88 | |
![]() | green/XL | US $32.88 | |
![]() | violet/XXL | US $32.88 | |
![]() | violet/XL | US $32.88 | |
![]() | violet/S | US $32.88 | |
![]() | violet/M | US $32.88 | |
![]() | violet/L | US $32.88 |
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